I got the ways and means to New Orleans

db: the eBay song for example [on the new Weird Al album] - couldn't tell you what song it's a parody of, but I've heard it enough to recognize that I've heard it...
j: I could tell you it's "my way" or "that way" or something by whatever boy band is popular now...
db: heh - I think boy bands are actual incarnations of vampires - they never actually age, suck the life out of things, and are intrinsically evil...
j: Interesting theory. I'm glad I eat a lot of garlic.
db: LOL
db: I'll have to put some more garlic in my spaghetti sauce now...
j: "Why do you eat so much garlic?" "Oh, it keeps the boy bands away."