I got tha skills to pay the bills

Conversation in the kitchen last night while making the shopping list:

Me: What is liquid hard soap?
Mae: Huh? That's liquid HAND soap.
Me: It says hard.
Mae: It says HAND!
Me: Yea, OK. Because liquid hard soap really doesn't make any sense. I guess my handwriting has gotten worse too since I got into computers.
Mae: Mine really has.
Me: Mine wasn't particularly legible to begin with, but now it's really bad.
Mae: Yea, for me it's been ever since I started programming.
Me: [blank stare]
Mae: I've god mad programming skillz! Woot!
Me: [laughs]
Mae: WOOT! I do!